David Mildon is an actor and a playwright, who pays the gas bill by telling tourists the story of London. However, the woman he loves prefers listening to tall tales, so sometimes he writes them down. His story Red was performed pseudonymously at Liars’ League in April 2008 as part of the Fight & Flight night and is in London Lies. Ironically, in light of the story’s content, he is an Everton supporter. David’s story Worms’ Feast is in Weird Lies, and is a nightmare of a Belgian bar, with a clientele of desperate soldiers.